how to play sims:
- create family
- build house
- quit
this makes me think that i’d quite like a small tattoo of a yellow rose because the concept of the flower is nice and having contentment marked on your skin for the rest of your life would be a reassuring thought for whenever you’re having a bad day and feeling dull i don’t know
(Source: pitchblackglow, via then0rthstandsfornothing)
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
(via pizza)
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
(Source: 3033033, via illuminaudo)
i dont think americans realize that sherlock and doctor who arent the only shows on the BBC and by saying you like the BBC any british person could assume you’re talking about the a to z of tv gardening or countryfile
(via l0werthan-atlantis)
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
(Source: vans-supreme, via mywintersheat)
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
(via mywintersheat)
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
(via mywintersheat)
I want to marry whoever has the url outbox
I’m down
(via mywintersheat)
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
(via mywintersheat)
This will forever be the greatest moment in Australian television history
(Source: sexsellsits2004, via lzbth)
(Source: explodingsquid, via mr-tomnus)
